I once knew a man, lost and with no real direction
Despite endless hours of mind numbing reflection.
So he typed up a list of all his talents and skills
To find a new job with some fun and some thrills.
Office-work was dull and numbers were boring
Not even financial databases could keep him from snoring.
He wanted adventure, something more than just ‘fine’
So he pulled out his face mask and became a master of crime!
He dabbled with burglary and breaking in to nice cars
Before a badly planned bank job, left him behind bars.
Now he’s left shackled, with his new friend Bubba
Who likes to stroke his soft hair and call him his Luvva…